The phrase “YOLO” pisses me off. They philosophy is this: you only live once, so have as much fun as you want. That philosophy is fucking stupid for several reasons:
1. There is something called consequences. Some are very bad. It would be a pretty shitty life if you spent the majority of it in jail.
2. Referring back to one, this makes the whole message completely backwards. Don’t randomly go out getting pissdrunk and then wake up with HIV and pregnant (or making a girl pregnant) you have ruined your one life. Congrats fucker.
3. What if your a Hindi? Or Buddhist? You would believe in reincarnation wouldn’t you? Yeah. Then suddenly tons of people are contradicting your beliefs. Suddenly your surrounded by assholes.
A much more appropriate phrase for this care-free philosophy would be “YAGAT” or “You Always Get Another Try” thus if you get another try you can do whatever the fuck you want in this life, kill yourself when life catches up to you, and then start over!
Here’s some more stuff I’m selling. Figures, books, games, etc…
The vergin’s bookshelf… I WANT IT ALL!!!
San Francisco is amazing!!
In ten minutes it has succeeded in everything I expected of it. Shortly after turning off the Golden Gate bridge we went up one of the San Fran hills. As we pulled into our Hotel I stepped out of the car and saw the most flamboyantly homosexual man I have seen in my entire life.
